Wedding Pastor Disaster

In this video, we witness a host organism (the priest) whose infection with the God Virus has progressed to an extreme state. He is performing a wedding ceremony for two living, breathing, human beings, but all he can think about is how offended his Invisible Friend must be by the photographers who are documenting the wedding.
“This is not about the photography, this is about God.”
Uhhh, no Reverend Douchebag. This is about the couple getting married, and their happiness. They hired the photographers that you are trying to run off, to capture memories of what should have been one of the happiest moments of their lives.
“I will stop the ceremony if you do not get out of the way.”

This ‘Man of God’ is quite willing to ruin the wedding ceremony, holding it hostage to what he thinks that his god wants. He might as well have dropped his trousers and urinated all over couple. He took what should have been a joyous occasion and unleashed the stench of his miserable, festering infection all over it.

For as much as Christians insist that marriage is between a man and a woman, they actually believe it is a threesome, with their god as the third partner. God’s unwelcome intrusion during this wedding ceremony was a harbinger of things to come. God will be in this couple’s marriage; in their heads, and in their bed. They must remember that their god is a voyeur who is always watching, and he reportedly has very particular ideas about the type of sex they should be having.

Let the above video be a warning that the God Virus, if left untreated, will ultimately destroy empathy, kindness, and basic human decency. It will so possess the host that he or she will only be thinking about an unseen deity, while being blind to the hurt they inflict on the people around them. There is a cure. Let’s spread the word.

Written by J. M. Green